Why Do I Buy This Crap? – 9th December 2025

Quick, hurry

Please don’t miss out

This offer won’t last

So don’t hang about

The deal of the decade

Too good to miss

It’s never been cheaper

Ignore the small print

There’s no time to think

Compare or contrast

You have to commit

You have to move fast

Don’t ask if you need it

That isn’t the point

You want the endorphins

And this can anoint

So add to your basket

And bask in the joy

Until it’s delivered

And you’re left annoyed

This is the finished guitar of the semi hollow pic from earlier. I think I’ll give it strum.

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