Reality TV
I invented reality TV
Back in 1983
I’d sit in my room
And start to stare
At all of the people
Who were unaware
That they were providing
Me with a show
Where women did dishes
And men went to mow
Some ate together
And some drank alone
Boys on the sofa
Girls on the phone
I tuned in daily
Though the story was slow
But I was eleven
Where else could I go?
But then one day
My mum said to me
Stop being so nosy
Now come get your tea
Thoughts
I’ve always liked people watching. I think most people do. We are all so interesting.
Waiting for the show to start. Don’t get ill.
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